It’s that time of year again when the leaves fall, the kids get on the bus and they are back to school.  Teachers work hard.  Would you want to face a class of children each day, every day?  Why do parents smile when their children leave for school?

Kid: I think we need a new teacher!
Mom: Why is that?
Kid: Our teacher doesn't know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers!

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ...

About those lunches –

Student: I don't like cheese with holes.
Cook: Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your lettuce?
Finding half a caterpillar!

In each class there is a very smart kid:

Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days?
Student: Every month!